Zach Wegner is probably a human. He likes to write code sometimes, rant about things most people don't care about or understand, and listen to music. Zach is still not sure what the point of creating this page is, as he is trapped in a life-long existential crisis, but is nevertheless presenting this delightful little bundle of information about himself in the hopes that it is of interest to some conscious entity in the vast swaths of spacetime surrounding him.
As this page is an attempt to rectify the shameful lack of data on this utterly fascinating creature, here are some links to Zach's previous digital footprints on the internet:
More information is coming soon (probably...). If you have questions, shoot Zach an email at zwegner@gmail.com.